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		<title>motivation (Brooklyn)</title>
		<link>http://lostandfoundcollective.com/?p=919</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[...I'm alone. Extremely introverted, have a difficult time talking to people...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I used to to swim 2, 2 1/2 hours during the week and I&#8217;d go around the park on the weekends. And aerobics classes now and again. Nice arms, nice toned legs. I&#8217;ve lost my motivation.</p>
<p>I gave up swimming about a year ago. I rarely go around the park. At some point I began to wonder why I bothered doing it. I&#8217;d been doing it for years. YEARS. </p>
<p>I&#8217;m alone. Extremely introverted, have a difficult time talking to people. Not spontaneous with people at all. I&#8217;m lonely and introverted.</p>
<p>And I can see there area lots of overweight people out there who have lovers, significant others, are married. This past summer I saw a couple get married who where big people. They found love. They were perhaps 60, 70 pounds overweight. It&#8217;s not the weight. It&#8217;s not the body. It&#8217;s the personality. I&#8217;m too quiet and I can&#8217;t fix it. And I have to live with that because I can&#8217;t fix it. </p>
<p>It didn&#8217;t matter if my body was beautiful or not. It matters that I can&#8217;t talk to people.</p>
<p>So, I&#8217;ve gained weight. 10 pounds. And I don&#8217;t much like the extra weight and I&#8217;m trying to force myself to get back on track, but I can&#8217;t. I don&#8217; t care. Apathy .</p>
<p>I need my motivation back. I need it back very badly.</p>
<p>Any ideas?</p>
<p>Location:  New York</p>
<p><a href="http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/laf/1404103016.html">http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/laf/1404103016.html</a></p>
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		<title>LOST MY MO-JO (TOTTENVILLE)</title>
		<link>http://lostandfoundcollective.com/?p=917</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Lost]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[...MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO BREAK OUT THE POCKET ROCKET...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOST MY MO-JO AND I NEED TO GET IT BACK QUICK. MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO BREAK OUT THE POCKET ROCKET. </p>
<p>Location:  New York</p>
<p><a href="http://newyork.craigslist.org/stn/laf/1403375402.html">http://newyork.craigslist.org/stn/laf/1403375402.html</a></p>
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		<title>LOST LIVE CHICKEN ON F TRAIN SATURDAY NIGHT! NOT JOKING (Midtown East)</title>
		<link>http://lostandfoundcollective.com/?p=913</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 19:28:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Lost]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[...my friends dared me to bring my pet chicken Harry from the Hamptons to the city...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My buddies and I went to dillions bar on saturday 39 th and third. my friends dared me to bring my pet chicken Harry from the Hamptons to the city. </p>
<p>afer a ruff night drinking shots. the last thing I remember was getting on the F train with Harry and the carrier&#8230;I woke up and harry was gone carrier still on train open . I call animal control, police, parks department, no luck.</p>
<p>$200. reward if found alive! </p>
<p><a href="http://lostandfoundcollective.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/3nf3k53o55p55s55r899sd6842a1b84861873.jpg"><img src="http://lostandfoundcollective.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/3nf3k53o55p55s55r899sd6842a1b84861873.jpg" alt="" title="3nf3k53o55p55s55r899sd6842a1b84861873" width="240" height="180" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-915" /></a></p>
<p>Location:  New York</p>
<p><a href="http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/laf/1396780163.html">http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/laf/1396780163.html</a></p>
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		<title>Drunk girl, Thurs - my black shoes (5th steet/Colorado)</title>
		<link>http://lostandfoundcollective.com/?p=911</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[...we were just trying to be nice and help you out...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You were the very drunk girl crying hysterically on the corner of 5th /Colorado. We stopped and helped your boyfriend find you. You also took my black shoes when you got in the car.</p>
<p>We waited with you since you thought you had been &#8220;left&#8221;.</p>
<p>Please give me my shoes back! Really, we were just trying to be nice and help you out.</p>
<p>Location:  Austin</p>
<p><a href="http://austin.craigslist.org/laf/1393412197.html">http://austin.craigslist.org/laf/1393412197.html</a></p>
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		<title>i lost 200 (sfv)</title>
		<link>http://lostandfoundcollective.com/?p=909</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 15:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Lost]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[...i'll do whatever u ask...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if u found it i&#8217;ll do whatever u ask</p>
<p>Location:  Los Angeles</p>
<p><a href="http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/laf/1355669762.html">http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/laf/1355669762.html</a></p>
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		<title>To The Vultures Who Went Through Christol&#8217;s Room (Northridge/Beaumont)</title>
		<link>http://lostandfoundcollective.com/?p=904</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 17:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Los Angeles]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Salvation Army]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[thief]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[...You fucker who drives for Salvation Army, wait til' I let them know...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You motherfuckers the woman just passed away Friday evening, you are cursed woe to you. </p>
<p>You went through her room and stole her diamond ring, her earrings, and other posessions including family photos. </p>
<p>You fucker who drives for Salvation Army, wait til&#8217; I let them know, and the rest of you maggots. </p>
<p>Prepare to find real jobs because you are finished thieves and jackals all of you. Shame on you</p>
<p>RIP C.C. </p>
<p>Location:  Los Angeles</p>
<p><a href="http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/laf/1350821900.html">http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/laf/1350821900.html</a></p>
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		<title>Lost my Parents (N. Hollywood)</title>
		<link>http://lostandfoundcollective.com/?p=900</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Lost]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[parents]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[...looking for an older couple to stand in for them...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>looking for an older couple to stand in for them </p>
<p>I&#8217;m a bit older but if you could help that would be great! </p>
<p><a href="http://lostandfoundcollective.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/3n23kd3m75o85s35r698s3220975958c71887.jpg"><img src="http://lostandfoundcollective.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/3n23kd3m75o85s35r698s3220975958c71887.jpg" alt="" title="3n23kd3m75o85s35r698s3220975958c71887" width="300" height="227" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-902" /></a></p>
<p>Location:  Los Angeles</p>
<p><a href="http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/laf/1347492853.html">http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/laf/1347492853.html</a></p>
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		<title>How to deal with thieves (everywhere)</title>
		<link>http://lostandfoundcollective.com/?p=898</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Afghanistan]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Chicago]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[thieves]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[...In Afghanistan the dominant hand and the opposing foot are cut off...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In Afghanistan the dominant hand and the opposing foot are cut off so that the hand left is busy with a crutch, the free arm has no hand with which to steal and should you still wish to attempt a theft, people know when they see you coming so should you succeed in lifting something, you&#8217;re challenged with a slow getaway so the owner has time to realize something has gone unaccounted for and can have a chance at catching you to retrieve their property. </p>
<p>I think this is the perfect way to deal with all thieves. It wouldn&#8217;t take many to drastically reduce to number of thefts committed.</p>
<p>Location:  Chicago</p>
<p><a href="http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/laf/1349353171.html">http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/laf/1349353171.html</a></p>
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		<title>The end story of Hercules&#8230; (is with the owner!)</title>
		<link>http://lostandfoundcollective.com/?p=889</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:03:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dog]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hercules]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[...I can't imagine any person, or thing wanting to be with you even as a free whore...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are such a liar. You don&#8217;t think people see right thru you. </p>
<p>So you like to steal things&#8230; Tell me, is your daughter yours?, or did you take her from some nice family too. I can&#8217;t imagine any person, or thing wanting to be with you even as a free whore. Oh, and if you gave the dog away, for real, you will still pay the price, for real! </p>
<p>I know your type, sad to say, you don&#8217;t like being mean, but you get a kick out of it. You want attention, because your parents didn&#8217;t give you any, but you just want people to acknowledge you for being this incredible person. Well, what would make you incredible, is if you give the dog back. </p>
<p>I know, you want to, but when you do, nobody will give you any more attention. Well, here is the secret! You must continue to do incredible things, and you will get lots of attention! </p>
<p>We will not stop, we will always be here, chipping away at you, till we reach your limit, then we will continue to chip away&#8230; and laugh, and laugh, and chip away, and laugh, all of us, at you. You can run, but you can&#8217;t hide.</p>
<p>Location:  New York</p>
<p><a href="http://newyork.craigslist.org/wch/laf/1344584263.html">http://newyork.craigslist.org/wch/laf/1344584263.html</a></p>
<p>see also <a href="http://lostandfoundcollective.com/?p=870">LOST DOG!! $1000 REWARD IF FOUND!!!! (Kew Garden Hills, Briarwood, Jamaica)</a></p>
<p>see also <a href="http://lostandfoundcollective.com/?p=866">To the person who has HERCULES (from jail)</a></p>
<p>see also <a href="http://lostandfoundcollective.com/?p=868">The end of the story: Hercules (statement from the former owner)</a></p>
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		<title>The end of the story: Hercules (statement from the former owner)</title>
		<link>http://lostandfoundcollective.com/?p=868</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:02:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Found]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dog]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hercules]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[...The person who lost their dog started threatening me and calling me a liar, demanding that I prove that its not the same dog...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I checked in and expected that this whole Hercules thing to be over, but to my surprise its still a subject. I have tried my best to defuse this situation</p>
<p>Here is my side….</p>
<p>I found a dog that looked very similar to Hercules. Although the former owner said I can have him, it turned out to be a different dog. I like the name so much, I even named my new pet Hercules as well.</p>
<p>The person who lost their dog started threatening me and calling me a liar, demanding that I prove that its not the same dog. Well…I was willing to prove this up until to the person started calling me and my kids names, along with poking fun at mentally challenged people. I realized that this was a person I needed to stay as far away from as possible.</p>
<p>A funny thing……</p>
<p>My kid decided that she didn’t even want the dog any longer, it was too much responsibility and she didn‘t like picking up dog crap. I planned to drop him off at the shelter once I got back to NY, but a funny thing happened. </p>
<p>My family was in the hotel room, I was on the beach reading and the dog was tied up. A young couple stopped to pet my dog and played with him for a while. I told them how my kid didn’t want the dog any longer, that’s when they ask if they could have it. I said sure! And just like that he was gone! They said they were going to call him Teddy…lol. Anyways that’s the end of the story. </p>
<p>I was just bored and decided to write you all. There is no reason for me to check in here any longer so take care. I really hope the people who lost their dog also named Hercules will find him one day.</p>
<p>Location:  New York</p>
<p><a href="http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/laf/1344393746.html">http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/laf/1344393746.html</a></p>
<p>see also <a href="http://lostandfoundcollective.com/?p=870">LOST DOG!! $1000 REWARD IF FOUND!!!! (Kew Garden Hills, Briarwood, Jamaica)</a></p>
<p>see also <a href="http://lostandfoundcollective.com/?p=866">To the person who has HERCULES (from jail)</a></p>
<p>see also <a href="http://lostandfoundcollective.com/?p=889">The end story of Hercules… (is with the owner!)</p>
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