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Did you STEAL a phone? FUCK YOU! (Dallas BBQ - Monday)
…I hope your first day in hell is full of people skull fucking you with flaming ten foot long dildos…
7/19: Did you get DRUNK and leave your ID in my taxi-WITHOUT PAYING? (Inwood / Wash Hts)
…P.S. I’m not Ugandan, I’m Iranian. There is a ridiculously huge fucking difference…
LOST!!!!!!!!! urgent please help
…And please for the love of God let the STD test come back negative…
Roses for Maureen (Westminster Road)
…Maureen, wherever you are, someone loves you…
Lost: Jesus (?)
…Not to take away from your blatant powers of observation in noting my lamb of god shirt and the obvious anti-religion undertones to it…
Bobby Chollar CALL YOUR MOTHER (New York City)
…Have the decency to call her and let her know what’s going on!…
Lost Virginity, Generou$ reward if found
…I checked my pockets. I retraced my steps…
RE: Lost: My right to marry (State of California) (Heaven)
…When those that have Judged you come (Thou Shalt Not Judge) before me, I shall send them into Hell…
dinosaur lost again
…sorry that i got ur hopes up. he was a good dinosaur…
FOUND: T-rex
…i want exactly $14 reward, please. he ate a lot of my food…
