Found
The end of the story: Hercules (statement from the former owner)
…The person who lost their dog started threatening me and calling me a liar, demanding that I prove that its not the same dog…
Found– magician’s dove (no, really) (Hollywood)
…I live near the Magic Castle and…
SPOTTED: RED HUGE COCK!! (DEL VALLE)
…then knew it was not a CHICKEN!!…
Adam Sandler’s bag of jokes (In the trash bin.)
…As I opened it, it’s not mail..no federal offense, out popped a dick joke, a speech impediment, and a good little fart reference that made me feel 9 yrs old again…
FOUND: WINO
…Rather inquisitive & smells a bit like boiled baloney…
THREE VALUABLE PICTURES
…please do not minconstrue as blackmail,these pics would be missed…
Strange Fake Nose (North Mission Road, near the LACMC…)
…If anyone knows about someone with an incomplete olfactory system…
Lost: Jesus (?)
…Not to take away from your blatant powers of observation in noting my lamb of god shirt and the obvious anti-religion undertones to it…
Money Found!! Please Resond! (Downtown LA)
…I couldn’t imagine keeping it…
FOUND: Photo of baby Aisha with dad Eric, dated 2/5/94
…it might possibly be the only photo a girl named Aisha might now have of herself & her dad…
